Chapter 2
He spent three entire hours cleaning the bathroom.
When it was finished, he went to the kitchen.
- HEEEEEEY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! I’m done with your bathroom!
He opened the fridge and got the orange juice bottle.
- Mom??? ‘You there?
Teddy went upstairs again.
- Mom? Mooooom!? AAAAH!
He forgot that his cell phone was in his back pocket, and it started to vibrate madly.
It was written “Juliet calling” on the screen.
- Oh, hey babe. Whatcha doin’?
- Well, nothing… I was thinking that maybe you could come by…
- Yeah, sure. I’ll be there in a few minutes.
He decided to let his kidnapped mom die. After all, all she was able to do was scream, scream, scream, say that the football team wasn’t worth a thing, scream, sleep with unknown people and scream some more.
Teddy put on a white sweater, drank the orange juice on the table( directly from the bottle… what a mean boy!!!), and left. (or right!!!)
He parked his car across the street when he got to Juliet’s. He knocked several times at the door, but no one would answer.
He called her, and her cell phone didn’t seem to be on.
- That’s great. F***, Gumby!
He went back to his car and drove to the grocery store.
- Hey yo, I just wanna beer, mothafugga.
- Whaaaaat? – The attendant was real tall and stupid.
- I SAID I WANNA BEER!
- How can you “wanna” beer?
- GET ME SOME FRIGGIN’ BEER, DAMMIT!
- Don’t you scream at me! I’ll call… I’ll… I’ll…
- YOU’LL WHAT!?
- I’ll kill yo mamma! And then, I’ll call the cops!
- Wait a second, do you know where my momma is?
- Fuckya! Eat some shit! And have a nice day. DON’TYOUEVERCOMEBACKHERE!
Teddy didn’t know what else to do. It was all very confusing to him.
CONTINUES...
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