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Scary story- chapter 2

Chapter 2

He spent three entire hours cleaning the bathroom.
When it was finished, he went to the kitchen.
- HEEEEEEY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! I’m done with your bathroom!
He opened the fridge and got the orange juice bottle.
- Mom??? ‘You there?
Teddy went upstairs again.
- Mom? Mooooom!? AAAAH!
He forgot that his cell phone was in his back pocket, and it started to vibrate madly.
It was written “Juliet calling” on the screen.
- Oh, hey babe. Whatcha doin’?
- Well, nothing… I was thinking that maybe you could come by…
- Yeah, sure. I’ll be there in a few minutes.
He decided to let his kidnapped mom die. After all, all she was able to do was scream, scream, scream, say that the football team wasn’t worth a thing, scream, sleep with unknown people and scream some more.
Teddy put on a white sweater, drank the orange juice on the table( directly from the bottle… what a mean boy!!!), and left. (or right!!!)
He parked his car across the street when he got to Juliet’s. He knocked several times at the door, but no one would answer.
He called her, and her cell phone didn’t seem to be on.
- That’s great. F***, Gumby!
He went back to his car and drove to the grocery store.
- Hey yo, I just wanna beer, mothafugga.
- Whaaaaat? – The attendant was real tall and stupid.
- I SAID I WANNA BEER!
- How can you “wanna” beer?
- GET ME SOME FRIGGIN’ BEER, DAMMIT!
- Don’t you scream at me! I’ll call… I’ll… I’ll…
- YOU’LL WHAT!?
- I’ll kill yo mamma! And then, I’ll call the cops!
- Wait a second, do you know where my momma is?
- Fuckya! Eat some shit! And have a nice day. DON’TYOUEVERCOMEBACKHERE!
Teddy didn’t know what else to do. It was all very confusing to him.

CONTINUES...

Scary story - CHAPTER 1

(AVISO: ESTA HISTÓRIA É APENAS EM INGLÊS!)

(WARNING: THIS STORY IS IN ENGLISH ONLY!)

Once upon a time, there was this guy named Teddy.

By the time the story goes by, Teddy is 18 years old and has a real pretty girlfriend named Juliet.

Ok. So, There was Teddy, in his pretty huge residence, eating some Nachos and watching Tv.

Suddenly, the phone rang.

He rushed to pick it up.

- Hello! Hello!- said him, desperatly.

- Hello.

And then Teddy heard a thunder.

He went back to his comfy sofa and continued watching the television show, but he was still very concerned about that phone call.

Out of nowhere came another thunder.

And then somebody knocked on the door.

- Who's this?- said Teddy, lazy enough to not stand up and get the door.

Total silence.

- Who's there???

Nobody answered.

Teddy started to get really worried.

He stood up and looked outside the window.

He couldn't see nothing but the grass and the sidewalk.

He went back to the sofa.

A few hours later, Teddy was asleep. His mother entered home, and saw him lying on the couch with the tv on.

- YA LAZY MOTHAFUGGA! WHATAYA THIK'YA'DOIN'?

- Sorry mom, I fell asleep, it was...

- NO EXCUSES!!!!

- Momma, you don't need to be so callous...

- YEP! OTHERWISE, YOU WOULD NOT LISTEN TO ME!

- Ok mom. I'll take a shower and then I'll clean your bathroom.

- NOW THAT'S BETTER!!!!

Teddy went upstairs and started pullin' his clothes off.

He got into the shower, and right away somebody knocked on the door and screamed.

- Wait a secoond!!!!- He said.

After he left some shampoo on the toilet floor, he opened the door. No one was there. He went back in the shower, and finished washing his pubic hair.

HE got off the shower and sat on his bed. He was thinking about how amazing that day was for him and for everybody else. What a great life!

He dressed himself and went to his mother's bathroom.

It was smelling like SHIT( literally) since his grandparents left that house.

TO BE CONTINUED